my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via highonnsummertime)
Reblog if you’re Single.
Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother
SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
(Source: beautifulswaggirlz, via yeaimdrunk)
When my brother's in the shower...
| -waiting for brother to get out of the shower- | |
| -hears him singing- | |
| me: | will you quit singing? |
| brother: | what? |
| me: | QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME |
| brother: | WOMAN |
| brother: | WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE |
| brother: | MY BALLS |
| brother: | AND MY SOUL |
Every time it appears on my dash.
I will reblog it.
So simple yet so clever
it kinda scares me…
time goes by so fast it sucks
“…Tick-tock goes the clock
And all the years they fly
Tick-tock and all too soon
Your love will surely die…”
amazing
(Source: iraffiruse, via unatractiphobiaa)
IM FUCKIN PISSING
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT
The fuck did I just watch.
Can I marry you or
Oh my god!
I don’t know what I was expecting but tHIS WAS NOT IT
(via weirdolovespink)
Reblog if you ever
| - made your self throw up |
| - starved |
| - took a razor to your skin |
| - felt like your not good enough |
| - thought about suicide |
| - attempted suicide |
| - burnt your self |
| - got bullied |
| - been called ugly/fat etc.. |
| - or harmed your self in any way |
| - cried your self to sleep |
| - been abused |
| I will message every fucking single one of you. |
